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Macabre Spirits

Hell Is Not Mocked

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A Texas Bourbon Whiskey

Our second release brings a new spirit and a new story: a bold limited-edition whiskey, rich with leather and oak, paired with a dark Western Gothic tale. Something terrifying is coming. Best face it with a strong pour at hand.

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FEATURES & TRAITS

About the Spirit

Distilled in Texas and bottled at 98 proof, this straight bourbon whiskey is as unrelenting as the land that shaped it. Hand-selected by master blender Molly Troupe to embody the Western Gothic ethos of “Hell is Not Mocked”, its flavor profile includes notes of leather and mighty oak followed by a bittersweet molasses. Just beneath the surface, a hint of mojito mint rises for a mildly cooling finish.

About the Book

Set in 1882, “Hell Is Not Mocked” is a tale of blood, dust, and above all, vengeance. Written by best-selling author Christopher Buehlman, whose horror and dark fantasy tales include The Blacktongue Thief, Between Two Fires, Those Across the River, this Western Gothic takes you on a journey through fear that lurks in the unknowable.

About the Artwork

The original artwork for “Hell Is Not Mocked” was created by John Brosio, a classically trained painter who captures the kinds of storms that rip through the sky and through the mind. Brosio is known for bringing the apocalyptic into the ordinary: tornadoes swallowing suburbs, monsters looming over strip malls, dread stitched into the everyday. This piece channels that same uneasy electricity: a Western horizon about to break, and something terrible riding the wind.

About Macabre Spirits

Macabre Spirits is the first company devoted to crafting spirits for one of the most avid fandoms in the world: horror. Each release pairs a premium spirit with a spine-chilling tale from one of today’s leading horror voices — our first was Rare, Fine & Limited with Mike Flanagan (The Fall of the House of Usher, Midnight Mass).

Founded by celebrity actor and entrepreneur Matthew Lillard (Scream, Five Nights at Freddy’s) and screenwriter Justin Ware (Bloodsucking Bastards), we deliver high-end collectible spirits steeped in artistry, storytelling, and terror.

About Shipping

Macabre Spirits Hell Is Not Mocked ships approximately 7-10 days from purchase. Wondering whether we ship to your state? Have any other questions about our policies? Check our FAQ!

WHAT'S IN THE BOX

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1. Texas Whiskey with a Dark Secret

A sturdy 90-proof whiskey with a pleasant bite of oak, Hell is Not Mocked arrives in a collectible bottle that’s a work of art. From the intricate copper-hued top to the Tom Brosio artwork, it’s a feast for the senses.

2. “Hell Is Not Mocked” by Christopher Buehlman

In this Western Gothic tale, when the dead rise up and come knocking for revenge, you’d better be ready to run… and keep running. For our second Macabre Spirits tale, author Christopher Buehlman reminds us: Hell plays a long game.

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